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Gardener and Horticulturist

Whilst growing up Horticulture was high on the bucket list. It may not have been a love of plants that created this obsession but more likely the hallucinogenic effects of many youthful years dabbling in homeopathic alternatives to generic medicines. This fascination has remained active ever since.

The Gardener is big boned and ruddy faced.. Untidy and shambling, Highly educated in both horticulture and tree surgery and not surprisingly prefers plants and animals to humans. 

The Gardener has a business which offers all forms of gardening services from mowing lawns to tree surgery to simple weeding. Has a useful van for all their equipment and employs a small band of people to undertake some of the gardening contracts once the job has been assessed.

The planning and delivery of these tasks takes place on a fairly large allotment with a small shed on site.

Whilst growing up Horticulture was high on the bucket list. It may not have been a love of plants that created this obsession but more likely the hallucinogenic effects of many youthful years dabbling in homeopathic alternatives to orthodox medicines. This fascination has remained active ever since. The Gardener has studied most forms of herbal medicine from Chinese to herbal cures practiced by remote tribes in deepest jungles. They are against any Chinese medicine involving animal components. Many of the plants they have touted in the past as curative have actually hastened the demise of individuals - they maintain this is when they are used wrongly and take no responsibility for the ineptitude of the user.

The Gardener is big boned and ruddy faced. Untidy and shambling. Highly educated in both horticulture and tree surgery and not surprisingly prefers plants and animals to humans. They are of African dissent and have a broad South African accent.

The Gardener has a business which offers all forms of gardening services from mowing lawns to tree surgery to simple weeding. They have a useful van for all their equipment and employ a small band of people to undertake some of the gardening contracts once the job has been assessed. They own a fairly large allotment with a small shed on site.